10. It’s home to the Leishmania parasite – the new Hollywood diet.
9. Cigarillos are dirt-cheap.
8. You get your self-esteem boost from 24/7 catcalls from all men and most children.
7. Tall, skinny white guys are a target for crime so you could lose the boyfriend real quick.
6. You could use your lack of the language as an excuse to be an idiot.
5. Guess what we eat for every meal? BEANS!!
4. You can get a pretty nice tan while washing your clothes by hand.
3. Back in the day, there was a shipwreck of Africans off the north coast.
2. The only thing you can clog with toilet paper is the trashcan.
1. I’m FAMOUS here!
El Heraldo(May 16th, '09 at the U.S. Embassy)
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