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THINGS I LIKE NOW (that I didn’t like in the States):

the smell of skunk
USA
cooking
burnt food
E! channel
text messaging
McDonald’s breakfast
assigned seating
North Easterners
guns
Halloween
Miller Genuine Draft
cow-innards soup (only the broth, I swear!)
Quizno’s
bug spray
Oprah’s Book Club
the internet
Sundays



THINGS I DISLIKE NOW (that I liked in the States):

tap water
petting animals
mantequilla on pancakes
children
Latin men
bars
quesadillas
bikini waxes
peach core
mirrors
the beach at night
cheese
Christmas
(sweet) ketchup
orange juice
loose change
long showers



THINGS MY HATRED HAS GROWN STRONGER FOR:

organized religion
public restrooms
horchata
B.O.